Elise Sereni
     Patkotak
Friday, October 31, 2014

Any current politician standing on your front doorstep asking for a donation is scary. Add Ted Cruz and you have reached Friday the 13th terror.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:29 AM •
Wednesday, October 29, 2014

In a little over two weeks, I’ll be heading East to my 50th high school reunion. For a generation that swore to never trust anyone over thirty, this number is painful. On the one hand, I’m glad I actually managed to live this long. On the other hand, I can’t believe I managed to live this long. Given some things I did in my past, the betting would not have been in my favor.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:14 AM •
Tuesday, October 28, 2014

I find myself wondering if a dictatorship is really all that bad? At a minimum, we have to ask if it’s as bad as a political campaign season.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:12 AM •
Monday, October 27, 2014

Then all the noise will stop. At least, the noise coming out of politicians’ mouths. But then will start the Christmas screeching. Oh god. Oh god. The noise will only end when I never turn on a tv or radio again or look at a magazine, newspaper or the Internet. I wonder if there’s a cave someplace I can occupy?

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 10:10 AM •
Sunday, October 26, 2014
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Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:46 AM •
Saturday, October 25, 2014
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Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:37 AM •
Friday, October 24, 2014

You know your relationship with your iPad has gone too far when you find yourself relieved that the reason the battery wasn’t charging was that your house outlet was broken and not your iPad!

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:49 AM •
Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Too bad there isn’t a central number I can call into to notify everyone that I already voted early and they could stop calling me, ringing my door bell, stuffing my mailbox and ruining my tv watching with ads for candidates and ballot measures. It’s been going on for a year or better now. If I didn’t know the issues and candidates at this point, I should probably not have been voting.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:12 AM •
Tuesday, October 21, 2014

You know it’s a badly derivative show when you can call out the lines before the actors say them and know just what shot and look the camera will capture minutes before it happens. So old and tired for a brand new show. Deleted all the episodes I’d DVR’d in the hope that it would be a good show.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:09 AM •
Monday, October 20, 2014

No real explanation needed here. We’ve all had those days.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:08 AM •
Sunday, October 19, 2014

Do not put your phone down the garbage disposal. Do not put it on your driveway and run over it. Just keep repeating… only two more weeks, only two more weeks. Then you can safely pick up your ringing phone and hear nothing more annoying than a charity trying to hit you up at the holidays for a donation. And at this point, that sounds like sweet relief from the taped messages from politicians and their cohorts telling me not only why they are so wonderful and why their opponent eats little children alive and should not be in elected office.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:51 AM •
Saturday, October 18, 2014

Clinic and Office Volunteers Wanted:

Bird Treatment and Learning Center (Bird TLC) is looking for clinic and office volunteers! Clinic volunteers provide rehabilitation and care for sick and injured birds, from chickadees to bald eagles. Office volunteers will be involved in a variety of activities, including helping with intake procedures, answering phones, preparing mailings, word processing, database entry, etc.  If you’re interested, please email or call us at 907-562-4852. We look forward to working with you – Thanks!

Board Members Wanted:

Bird Treatment and Learning Center (Bird TLC) is seeking interested, dynamic volunteers to join our Board of Directors! Our mission: to present living science education that instills understanding and appreciation for wild birds and their habitats, and to provide primary medical treatment, rehabilitative care, and potential release for sick and injured wild birds. Each year more than 500 wild birds from all over Alaska are treated at the Bird TLC clinic in Anchorage. Our educational presenters provide 250+ programs every year, reaching communities and creating awareness for wild birds and their habitats. For more information, email , call us at 907-562-4852, or visit us at http://www.birdtlc.net

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:32 AM •
Friday, October 17, 2014

I’ll be heading east this November for my 50th high school reunion… don’t know how that happened, I’m not nearly old enough, certainly not as old as those old people claiming to be my classmates.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:02 AM •
Wednesday, October 15, 2014

All the annoying, loud, insulting half truths passed off as political ads by groups that have no obligation to even reveal who funds them. And let’s not even talk about the crap put out by candidates actually willing to put their names on the ads. Will this noise never stop?

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:44 AM •
Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Bird TLC today. Missed being there while I was out. Being up close with eagles and hawks and falcons, to say nothing of Kodi my crow, is addictive. I need my fix.

Elise Sereni Patkotak • 03:43 AM •

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