Does it get more stressful

Packed to travel out to the reunion last night. Realized about ten minutes into the process that I probably should have done some clothes shopping.

Does a twenty year old Kivgiq sweatshirt count as business formal wear if you add earrings?

Will people in the lower 48 ever understand Alaskan fashion sense?

Will bunny boots ever really work as dressy shoes outside of Fairbanks?

Quick, I need answers to these questions before Saturday.