I know, I know

I am totally ignoring President Obama’s visit to Alaska, which has Alaskans either thrilled or angry depending on whether you are trying to work, walk or drive downtown. I am ignoring this event because everyone with access to a computer is writing about it. Me? I’m headed to Bird TLC for my Tuesday shift where I will smile and laugh happily surrounded by bird poop and frozen mice.

Everyone marches to the beat of their own drum.