Control your jealousy

I actually have a contractor building my front porch who shows up every day early in the morning, works until five and is here every day.

I didn’t think this type of contractor actually existed. I’m used to the ones who show up for two hours a few times a week and tell you they’ll be right back. But they never are.

Anyhow, don’t even ask me his name. It’s a secret until all my projects are completed.