I think I broke her heart

So my dear friend Elaine Mello came over on Sunday to help me figure out outfits for my European trip next month. She even brought some of her own scarves for me to try on. Poor dear lady. I can’t stand anything around my neck. It’s why you will never see me in a turtleneck or cowl neck anything. But Elaine so wanted me to understand how beautiful the right scarf could make my fairly plain clothes. Sadly, there is simply no way to truly explain to someone how even a loose scarf can feel like a hang noose tightening with every breath I take.

So, despite all her hard work, I will not look stylish… thus continuing a clothing trend in my life that began when I was about three.