We’ve hit rock bottom

Matt Lauer and Garrison Keillor – both gone because they couldn’t keep their hands or god knows what else to themselves. I don’t really give a crap about Matt but Garrison is a true heartbreak given his claim to represent the “moral” values of the great American middle. I guess those morals only held so long as he had a mic on or a camera rolling.

Here’s my idea. Every time a man loses his job over being a pig, that job then has to be filled with a woman. That ought to help balance out the power in this country.

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  1. Royce Alden says:

    Yeah I feel bad about Garrison, feels like a bad episode of Guy Noir, Private eye. I have mentally tagged all of these non touching offences as “Pattycake”, Pattycake 1″, etc. Also recommended AWARENESS training, Sexual assault training, must wear a body camera for one year probation, work in a Women’s Shelter for 30 days, maybe longer. He ain’t doing nothing as of yet.

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