Here’s one of those professional excuses you are not going to hear very often. As I made my later entrance to a meeting recently, the only explanation I could give was that my parrot will not poop unless he is in a familiar environment.
Let me back up here for a moment. A few years ago I became the proud owner of a slight neurotic, extremely needy but ultimately very loving African Grey parrot named Abdul. Abdul had had at least a couple of previous owners that I knew about and this meant that I would never know where some