Sucked like a vacuum cleaner

As much as I love Barrow, I must admit that my body doesn’t so much.  Just being in the cold dry air sucks every bit of moisture from my body so quickly you can hear the whooshing sound if you are anywhere near me. My hands feel like dried out old leather. I put about half a jar of conditioner on my hair and it barely looks alive.  I’ve shrunk half a size from moisture loss alone.  Well, hey, now there’s a positive spin on it.  Diet by dehydration.  I could make millions if I could just build a dehydrator big enough to stuff a person in.  I think I’ll work on that this weekend. It beats hell our of coming up with an idea for a column.