As of yesterday, all the columns I’ve written going back to 2000 – at least, all I could find – are now archived on the site. So have fun reading back through what I’ve said about you in the past and see if it gives you some hint about what I might say in the future. To my family, I can only say….well, anything to sell a column. You understand, right?
As for the material before 2000, first I’d have to find the damn floppy disks, then I’d have to find someplace that could read them and convert them to CDs and then I’d have to mount them all here and, to tell you the truth, they just aren’t such great literature as to be worth that effort. When I die, some student studying my writing can have a blast doing it for humanity and the future.