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What every single woman needs

Oh get your minds out of the gutter.  I was refering to a good handyman and a good mechanic.  And once again, get your mind out of the gutter over the term “handyman”.  I have both and yet I still find myself with a headlight bulb for my car that I’m afraid to touch. I’m afraid to throw it away and I’m afraid to touch it.  I bought a new bulb for the one that had burned out. But my mechanic put both in that came in the package on the theory that the other would probably burn out in the not too distant future. But then he handed me the not yet burned out bulb and said I should keep it for a spare. But how can it be a spare when every time I change headlights, the mechanic puts two in at once. Will I end up with a garage full of almost burnt out headlights that carry warnings saying I shouldn’t touch the bulb because if the oil gets on me I will spontaneously combust and take most of Anchorage with me?  Oh my god…I’m afraid of my headlight bulb.