And we won’t even ask for the moose antlers back

When I was back East recently, my cousin in Philly e-mailed me that Sarah Palin was there for the governor’s meeting with Barack (oh-please-let-the-inauguration-happen-soon-I-can’t-stand-BushCheney-another-moment) Obama. She joked that you couldn’t get near Palin’s car but you knew which one it was because of the moose antlers on the hood. And all I could think was that if they just kept Palin there, we wouldn’t even ask for the moose antlers back.  Maybe Jon Stewart is right. Maybe Sarah likes everything about Alaska except actually being here.