Once again I misread sentiment. It’s the story of my love life…such as it was when I had one. And now it even extends to birds. Yesterday, a Great Horned Owl that I have been feeding at Bird TLC for at least a year flew into my face talons first, making me even more attractive now than ever before with little holes around my eye. It wasn’t her fault. She was hungry and I was holding six very tasty mice so you can understand how she lost her patience and thought she’d urge me to put them down quicker by clinging to my face. Yep, the more I think about it, the more that sounds like most relationships I’ve had in my life. What could I possibly be doing that wrong?
Happy Whatever Holiday You Celebrate.