Got this note from a friend:

“My sister set me up to adopt Cozy. She had a friend who was moving and said “I’ve found the perfect cat for you!” I said I didn’t know if I could afford to have a cat and my sister replied, “Oh, just eat less.” Feel the love…”

Who would have ever thought our sisters were related because, my hand to god, that is exactly the kind of answer I’d have gotten from my sister… and my cousin Toni… and about three quarters of all the females in my family.