OK, I don’t want to panic people but…. my brother is about to start his trek south to follow the sun and warmth. Only there doesn’t seem to be any sun and warmth no matter how far south he goes unless he leaves the country. Unlike his sisters, he did not inherit the travel gene and sees no reason why he should ever have to go anywhere again in his life that he can’t reach by car with his golf clubs and fishing rods safely stored in the trunk.
So if you see a rather good looking, older gentleman standing by the side of the road somewhere between Delaware and South Carolina or Florida who is sobbing gently and shaking his fist towards the heavens, be nice to him. Offer him a hot drink. Offer him liquor. He isn’t dangerous… not yet at least. But if Florida doesn’t get with the program soon and go back to being hot, well, I don’t want to be around for the results when he finally loses it completely.