A new computer

I woke up yesterday and thought life would remain the same. Then my computer went tits up. And now, a short 24 hours later, I am $1500 poorer… though I’m not sure you can be poorer if you didn’t ever have the money in the first place and just put it on a credit card… and the proud owner of a new iMac with an updated office program.

To my old computer I can only say, “Go in peace, my friend. You served me well for six years which, if I understand correctly, is not unlike a millennium in computer time.”

And now to figure out how to make this damn thing stop taking pictures of me.