A flaming queen’s wet dream

I wonder if it ever occurs to the pope and his bishops and cardinals that the outfits they get to wear on a regular basis are a drag queen’s wet dream? Flowing robes, gold embroidery, pointy hats, red slippers…. OMG – I knew queens back in Brooklyn who would have become priests just for the privilege of wearing that stuff without fear of being arrested for indecent attire. But their standards were too high for the priesthood.