My cousin Marina, a lovely lady herself, has raised a daughter who is rapidly becoming one of my favorite people in the whole world. Her daughter Toni not only printed my picture from the Internet, put it on cardboard, stuck that cardboard to a stick and then brought me in spirit to the Rally to Restore Sanity and Keep Fear Alive, but she had the cutest young man in the whole world feeding brie to my picture. Oh god how long will it now take to get rid of the lustful urge to teach that young man what a cougar knows!