Finally it makes sense to me

I’ve always wondered why the Republican right wing was so dead set against gay marriage, calling it a threat to the American family. Now I think I’ve figured it out. The problem is that the seeming majority of Republican right wing Christian men are closeted gays. If gay marriage were legal, it would threaten their current heterosexual marriages. Ergo, gay marriage threatens the American family. It all makes so much more sense now.