Another cornerstone of civilization crumbles

According to a horrifying news story, Facebook is going to start a gift service. Not only can you send gifts to friends from Facebook, but they can “unwrap” them online and if they don’t like them, exchange them for something else.

First of all, nothing says love and friendship more than a gift that can be exchanged before it’s actually received. Shows your friends really know your likes and dislikes.

Secondly, your world is about to be inundated with Facebook gifts that will multiply like rabbits in you home… and they will all mostly look alike.

Thirdly, and I can’t emphasize this enough, do not, REPEAT – DO NOT, send me gifts from Facebook if you value our friendship in the slightest.