My entire wardrobe

Last week was a very busy week for me socially. I know this because when I did the wash today I had three pair of black pants and one pair of blue pants in the mix. That, I came to realize as I gazed into my closet, was pretty much my entire wardrobe. If I’d been invited to one more thing I would have been forced to either decline from lack of clothing or do wash on a day not a Saturday. I would have probably declined based on wardrobe malfunction.