Here’s a fun way to make your dog crazy

Wait until he has his second favorite toy in the whole world in his mouth. Then casually stroll by the spot where he carefully placed his first favorite toy in the world and pick it up. Amble away with little stuffed Santa while doggie goes frantic running after you with little pink bunny in his mouth. Then force him to choose. Bonus points if, in the middle of the fun, you casually pocket Santa and leave the room as though the game were over and Santa is now yours forever because of his choice.

These are the fun things you do when it’s just you and your dog at home in the evening. Yep. This is the highlight of the evening. Sigh. And now I think I’ll go play predator sounds from my computer in the living room so my parrots think… no, maybe not.