It has been suggested that the reason my barista will receive $34/hour to hold a stop/go sign at highway construction sites – as opposed to the pittance I am paid to handle abused and delinquent kids – might have something to do with her age and attractiveness. Well, I never! No, I really mean it. I never had that going for me so how would I know. I was born with the Sereni ass which means I have none. It’s a genetic deformity that apparently doesn’t skip generations.