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Ark project

As soon as I find out what a cubit is, I plan to start an ark in my yard.  If you want to get in on the ground floor so you can be saved when the deluge finally overwhelms our ability to drain the water, sign up early.  Seats in the good section are going fast.  For those wondering, the bad section involves sharing sleeping space with the lower orders of mammals like politicians and televangelists.