Power wives

I think John McCain is probably an ok guy.  And so is Dennis Kucinich…assuming you give him the benefit of the doubt that he’s really from earth. But does anyone believe for a moment that either of those men would be sporting those particular women on their arms if they weren’t public figures? I guess power does make a man more attractive. On the other hand, it must be something that doesn’t translate well on TV because for the life of me, it makes no sense otherwise. Wait…maybe Kucinich’s wife is from the same planet as he is and she just chose a better body to come to earth in. Boy, would that ever explain a lot.  Now if I could only come up with an explanation for Larry Craig’s wide stance, I could sleep better at night.