The perfect ball

The Alaskan AIDS Assistance Association (Four A’s) is holding my kind of fund raising event. It’s called the Odd Ball. You set your own date, wear whatever you want and hold it wherever you please. Now that’s my kind of ball. I don’t have to buy clothes, put on makeup, stress over my hair (or lack thereof as the thinning of menopause continues) and, most importantly, I DONT HAVE TO PUT ON A BRA TO ENJOY THE FESTIVITIES. Does it get any better than that? I don’t think so.

I plan to hold my Odd Ball on Superbowl Sunday. I will wear sweats, eat nachos and scratch myself in private places while belching.  In other words, I will be indistinguishable from any other Superbowl fan with this one exception. I don’t watch the Superbowl. So, I’ll get to do all that AND not have to watch something that annoys me. Yep. This is turning out to be my idea of THE perfect social event.

If you want to show your appreciation to the Four A’s for hosting this event, and for helping Alaskans living with HIV and AIDS, you can send a donation to the following address.

Alaskan AIDS Assistance Association

Attn: Chrissy Bell

1057 West Fireweed Lane Suite 102

Anchorage, Alaska 99503

And just so you know, I know these guys. Your donation will go fully and completely to help people with HIV/AIDS and for HIV prevention programs. They do it out of love. We should do it for the same reason. I know we are all hurting this year because of the total fuck up on Wall Street. But people in our state continue to suffer and we need to find a way to continue to support them. It’s what separates us from the greedy CEO bastards of Wall Street who ran our economy into the ground and then made off with millions of dollars in salary while the rest of us watched our savings drop like a rock off the Empire State Building. We’re better than them. We have to be.