Please stop e-mailing me

To all my friends, relatives and acquaintances outside of this wonderful state, please stop e-mailing me about Ted Stevens. Do you not yet get that we here in Alaska don’t care how you all do it in the lower ‘48? He may be a felon but he’s our felon and he comes with barrels of federal pork attached. So get over it, New Jersey. We faced you down in the final round of the title fight and we landed a knock out blow. You are no longer the number one state for corrupt politics. Get used to it.