Stevens finally gets his win and goes back to DC. He gets there and the Senate immediately opens an ethics investigation into statements his wife made under oath about using his staff as personal errand people. His wife gets to chose between saying that she lied under oath (which opens up a whole new can of worms for her) or saying that it’s true, which opens up a whole new can of worms for him and probably gets him either kicked out of the Senate or….he becomes so toxic he can’t get toilet paper for his executive bathroom, let alone pork for Alaska.