I don’t know. Maybe here in the lower ‘48, turkeys magically appear all trussed up and ready to be eaten without ever having actually gone through the bother of living. At least, that’s the impression one gets from the reaction of people here to Sarah’s unfortunate moment at the turkey farm. While it may not have been her best PR moment ever, the reaction of some people down here would lead you to think that they actually had no idea that the turkey they ate at Thanksgiving ever actually gobbled and breathed. Really, folks, if you are going to eat meat, then you’d best accept that meat comes from animals that were alive and somehow had to be killed to end up in a nice, neat, sanitary (hopefully) package at your local grocery store.