Here are my current questions about air travel.
1. Will I ever see my ankles again?
2. How do some people get in an airplane seat and not get up again for the entire seven hour flight? What kind of bladders do they have?
3. Why are all airlines seats made out of rock?
4. Why am I willing to buy food at a McDonald’s in an airport but NEVER, EVER go to one when I’m not?
5. Why do I eat so much in airports when I’m traveling? Is it just boredom during layovers that drives me to the fries?
6. How in the hell can anyone actually sleep so soundly on a plane that their snoring can be heard easily over the engines’ roar? Have they no nerves in their butts? Their necks?