Remember when

You know those e-mails you get with the “remember when” lists? How about this for a remember when….remember when you used to go to sleep and slept through the night without waking up because you were lying on your stiff shoulder or had to go pee or just suddenly your eyes are open and you don’t know why but can’t get back to sleep for love nor money? I vaguely do. Honestly, I’d trade a complete night’s sleep for any number of those dreams that used to freak me out when I was younger like the one where you’re trying to run from something but can’t get any traction or are trying to make a plane or train or bus but can’t quite seem to get packed and ready on time….what? am I the only one who had those dreams?  I don’t think so….I hope not….oh god, I am, aren’t I? 

I’m going to take two benadryl and go back to sleep now.