I went to a store earlier this week where I needed some items packed up. When I got there, a guy was fixing the strapping machine. He was crouched down like a plumber and I had full view of his entire butt and butt crack for a good ten minutes while he fooled with it. I didn’t know where to look to avoid looking at it. Did I mention it was quite hairy and unattractive…though I’m not sure there are any that are attractive under those circumstances. I finally just walked away and pretended I was very interested in all the different items displayed on shelves nearby. Do men really not get that they are mooning the world? Or do they honestly not care?