Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz was on the Daily Show promoting her new movie. She mentioned that while sitting in the waiting room for her call to go on, she was very hungry and the only thing the Daily Show puts out is little bite sized candy bars. Apparently overcome by her hunger, she ate one. She then came on the show and went on at some length about how “buzzed” she was and how she couldn’t ever imagine eating more than one little bar because it got her so “high” and “crazed”.

And I wanted to reach through the TV screen, grab her scrawny little size zero body and shake her until the candy bar popped back out… at which point I would have happily eaten and and a few more to boot.