Things I should know better than to do

I didn’t have my glasses on. I saw a black spot in the bathroom sink. Instead of putting my glasses on to see what it was, I just bent my face down close to it. It was a bug. It jumped. I jumped higher. I definitely screamed louder. My heart rate may return to normal in a day or so. Moral to the story… put your glasses on to check little blurry black spots in the bathroom sink.