I swear I will spit up

If I hear one more political candidate promise me that he or she is going to rein in government spending and size I will spit up all over the shoes of the person standing nearest to me. Those words have become some sort of conservative mantra with words that never change and promises that are never kept. It’s what people say to get elected and then they do whatever the hell they want. And yet we keep electing them with the hope that this time, this candidate will really mean it.

Here’s a heads up folks… they don’t and they won’t.

Oh yeah… and in case there is any doubt in your mind, they aren’t true conservatives.