Well here’s a newsflash….

For the past six months I kept hearing about some kid named Justin Beaver who was supposed to be such a teen wonder and could not figure out why, when I googled him, nothing came up. Turns out his last name is not Beaver.

Well, that’s as much energy as I have to put into this particular issue today. Maybe next week I’ll figure out how to actually spell his last name and by August come up with the enthusiasm to google him again.