Please NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish Bristol and Levi all the success in the world in their marriage but…. please, oh please media…. do not force us to live through a barrage of wedding coverage that will make us all want to spit up and hide in holes while plugging our ears… oh wait, I already want to do that because of the political campaigns now being waged so I guess I can just kill two birds with one stone.