Does anyone really know what all the keys are for that are stashed all over their house in various drawers and little boxes? If you do, know that I hate you. If you don’t, thank you. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who stares, mouth agape, at finding yet another key in another nook or cranny and not being able to remember, for the life of me, either putting it there, what it is for or whether I can muster up enough enthusiasm to try to find out what it’s for. But mostly, I can never bring myself to throw it out for fear that as soon as the trash is hauled away, I’ll remember it was the only key to something very, very important that I will now no longer be able to open… even though I can’t imagine what that very, very important thing might be.