Because then I could sit back, relax and not have to worry from now until her inevitable defeat about what to write for my weekly newspaper column. Lazy? Yes. Do I like being lazy? Absolutely. Do I fear my lazy desire could lead to America electing the most unqualified person ever to hold the office of president, even including Rutherford B. Hayes and George Bush Jr.? Nah. Most Americans did not get to voting age being that crazed. (My apologies to Rutherford B. Hayes and any of his descendents who might still be around.)