Raise your hand

Raise your hand if you are going to pour yourself another cup of coffee, put the paper down and pick up instead that $1000 box of printed e-mails that the state of Alaska apparently does not have the technical expertise to run online. OK, everyone with their hand up, I want you to ask yourself this. Isn’t life a tad too short to waste any of it reading those e-mails? Are you really that pathetic and starving for any form of human communication? For god’s sake, go to an Internet porn site if you need to connect with something. It will feel much less sleazy than what you are currently contemplating.