Can you hear them?

No, it’s not the sound of your summer visitors beating a path to your door… well, ok, some of it might be. But mostly its presidential candidates whose muffled roars become louder and louder with each passing day. Oh lord! Oh lord! When will the commercials start? When will the sound bites get so deafening we want to rip our ears off and put them away until after election day? When will a female Republican candidate actually have more brains than beauty?