A friend of mine

A friend of my was concerned about a sick relative who was losing her house to an upside down mortgage problem who couldn’t even find out who owned her mortgage. And all I could think was that this friend’s relative should just relax because the Republican presidential nominees are taking care of all her spiritual and moral needs so that she won’t have to worry about the only home that really counts – the one in heaven. Until then, she should feel perfectly content living on the streets of this world knowing that her needs in the next have been handled.