Fastest texter

A Wisconsin teenager has won a world wide competition to claim the title of fastest texter. He practiced by sending up to 500 texts a day to friends and family.

Is it just me or does this kid sound like he would be the most annoying teenager in the world to befriend?

Yes, folks, in a world in which we’ve seen our youth try to swallow the most goldfish and see how many people they could stuff into a phone booth (anyone under 18, go ask your parents what a phone booth was), this is the contest that most causes me to despair for the future of the human race.