Here’s what I’d like to say

When I get one of those spams that asks the question, “Can I trust you?” followed by some spectacular offer of money if I just help the spammer out, I want to send a one word reply to the question. “No.” But alas, I am not that brave and don’t want to get into an ongoing conversation with a spammer. As a group I find them on the level of child molesters and want to avoid both as much as possible.