I’ve finally outgrown them

It seems as though some door is closing on my life as I admit this, but admit it I must. I have outgrown action hero movies. Partially it’s because they all seem to be filmed without lights and I am simply unable to engage with a movie in which I am constantly hitting the rewind button in an attempt to see what just happened in the dark. For god’s sake, directors, buy a lightbulb! Partially it’s because I can only watch so many car chases before I want to rise screaming from my chair. There is simply not enough tequila in this whole town to keep me focused on, or caring about, who has the biggest guns.

Does this signify that I have truly become older than dirt?