I’m buffing up the tiara

Are you ready? For the Oscars, of course. I’m shinning up my tiara and washing my bathrobe so we are all ready for the festivities. Let the boobs pop where the may. I’m ready.

Oh yeah – best drinking game ever…. take a gulp every time a winner thanks their god (as opposed to your god) for making them beautiful and talented. It’s what god lives for.