Do not, I repeat, DO NOT

Do not tell me anything about any ice skaters at the Oympics. I live for this every four years and I will not be denied my chance to watch the drama as it unfolds. I’ve taped all the shows that were on while my family was here and I didn’t have time to watch. I’ve averted my eyes whenever I get to the sports page of the paper. I’ve avoided all contact with Olympic results. If you spoil this for me, I will hurt you.