Diplomacy by impulse… what could go wrong?

It’s no wonder the rest of the world is running from us as fast as they can. We are now conducting international diplomacy with a nuclear power by impulse. If it comes into his head, his tiny little fingers pound it out and hit send without giving it a second thought. I’m guessing that if anyone really wants a fence put up, it’s the rest of the world wanting to put a fence up around us so our insanity doesn’t spread. Ebola outbreaks may be horrifying but they take second place next to POS’ twitter outbreaks.

Oh yeah, speaking of outbreaks, there was another school shooting today. Thank god this happens often enough for us to have our response ready.

Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. But please don’t mention gun regulations at such a sensitive time.