How did we end up in a situation where the moving pile of orange goo that claims to be our president goes on TV praising every strongman dictator in the world but picks a fight with Justin Trudeau?
Remember when America stood for something? Ah, those were the days. We praised our allies and condemned the tyrants who killed and imprisoned their own citizens, who annexed countries without a qualm, who killed journalists and rivals whenever and wherever they found them. Now it’s just the opposite. Kim Jung Un and Putin seem to be the two leaders Orange Goo mostly looks up to. How’s that make you feel, Americans?
Have we made America great again by praising tyrants and fighting with our allies? Have we made America great again by separating families? Have we made America great again by putting people in federal prisons who have had no charges, no trial and no chance to say a word in their defense? Have we made America great again by allowing nazis to march in our streets, perverts to run for office and respect for the office of the president be destroyed by Melted Creamsickle’s own actions?
We have sunk so low I’m not sure we can ever rise up again. We have become a country the rest of the world doesn’t trust because Orange Goo hasn’t yet seen an American promise that he doesn’t want to break. We are a laughing stock for the way we pretend to be so damn Christian while acting like demons straight from hell. Our allies no longer trust us; our greatest enemies are rubbing their hands in glee at how easy it is to stroke Orange Goo to orgasm with just a few words and the American people, for the most part, just look bewildered.
I don’t know where all this will end. But I feel as though I’ve lost my country. Quite honestly, if I was younger, I’d just move to Canada. They’re nice people who don’t go around putting sex abusers on pedestals and calling them their leaders.