I read all the info on this COVID19 and felt pretty safe if I took some basic measures. Being the person who is considered vulnerable due to multiple other health issues, I wanted to be sure I was doing the right thing.
I checked out face masks and found they were as useful as leeching when it came to this virus. I quickly figured out that for the next little while I should probably stay close to home and away from crowds. I washed my hands as often as I could. I did everything I am supposed to do to keep myself as safe as possible from this virus.
And then I heard that Trump has put Mike Pence in charge. I immediately went out into a crowd and drank from someone else’s glass while letting another person sneeze on me. Because it obviously doesn’t matter anymore. Pence is in charge and we are all going to die.