I must once again whine about the horrendous allergy season I am experiencing here in Anchorage this year. This is the worse I’ve suffered since childhood. Even my dog is showing acute signs of allergies, almost sneezing herself onto her back legs trying to clear her little nostrils. So what government black op has dumped what almost undetectable poison in our air this year to test whether they can sap the will of the entire population by causing four months of non-stop sneezing and stuffed noses? For what it’s worth, you win. You’ve sapped my strength. I’ll tell you anything you want to know… though I warn you my knowledge tends to be limited to how to recapture ill birds that have escaped their mews accidentally. Just make the sneezing stop and I’ll share the secret with you.